Saturday, January 19, 2008

On Dating

Be yourself. No, scratch that. Don't be yourself. Be the you that you aspire to be. Be the you that you know one day you will be. Don't think of it as the ideal you, because that's just borderline fantasy. Be the ultimate you, the guy who's already been through all the shit and seen everything and can just sit back and relax and be cool and engaging. There you go.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Vulgar Insults

Fuckwit
Shitwit
Fuckbrain
Shitbrain

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

You're a Dead Man, Charlie Brown

Possibly the greatest title I've ever come up with on a January 1st.